If you’re looking for something uplifting to get you through the rest of the week, get ready to smile.
After being cussed out by a rude passenger and then hit on the head by the guy’s luggage yesterday, a JetBlue flight attendant returned the profanity favor via the plane’s PA system, announced he was quitting, then removed his tie, grabbed a couple of beers, popped one open, activated and slid down the emergency chute, and drove home.
I say it’s because the man had just made job-quitting history. Wait, I take that back. The man just took job-quitting history, scratched out every name on the trophy, carved his initials into it with a fork, and tossed it down a bottomless well. Nobody, anywhere, will ever top that.
You need to toast this guy tonight. How about doing so while reminiscing a little? Marcy Playground is at George’s this evening and yes, I mean that Marcy Playground. They released a new album last summer, but if you’re lucky, they’ll play “Sex and Candy” over and over again. Tickets are $20.
Not interested in celebrating in Fayetteville? Built to Spill is in Little Rock tonight. Just sayin’.
I’m still a little freaked out by the flight attendant story, so the rest of this to-do list will be in … well … list format.