Flyer Homes’ new listing is better than the bee’s knees, or any other animal body parts (ad)

Photo: Todd Gill, Flyer Homes

There is so much to love about the latest offering from Flyer Homes. Newer construction on a secluded street in the center of town with a completely finished daylight basement. This is better than some bee’s plain old knees. Heck, it even beats the owl’s jowls, the lemur’s femurs, and the mussel’s muscles.

Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on 2508 N Wilderness Ln.

Address: 508 N Wilderness Ln, Fayetteville, AR
Price: $409,000
Beds: 4
Baths: 3.5
Size: 3,000 SqFt
Built: 2014
Exterior features: Covered, elevated deck, central Fayetteville location
Interior features: Full finished daylight basement, move-in ready
Set up a showing: Call 479-601-5453.

It’s getting hard to find a newer home like this in the middle of Fayetteville. Built just four years ago, updating and maintenance will not be a thing you’ll have to think about with this house. Buy it and just move right in.

Stepping through the front door, a fantastic and functional open floor plan awaits you, with the living room, kitchen and dining area before you as you enter. The kitchen has granite counter space for days, more than enough cabinet space, a walk in pantry, stainless Bosche and Frigidaire appliances including a double convection oven. You and your friends and family will agree that this kitchen is, at the very least, the lizard’s gizzards.

And what’s better than the seal’s heels? Not much. But a full, finished, walk-out, daylight basement with a bar area, an extra family/media/play room, and a couple of extra bedrooms? That seal will WISH she could trade in her heels for that! (And yes, seals DO have heels. Google image search “seal heels” and you’ll get all sorts of images of high-heel shoes, which I assume are they type seals like to wear).

Just off the kitchen a door leads to the spacious covered back deck, so it’s a great spot for grilling and entertaining or just gazing into the woods beyond the yard, trying to spot some deer’s ears, which, incidentally, this deck is so much better than.

To save some time, let’s just go ahead and knock out some features of the home and what they are better than …

Central Fayetteville location > Macaw’s jaw
High-end fridge, washer and dryer convey > Bear’s hairs
Zoned heating and air > Panda’s handas
Smart floor plan > Amoeba’s … nucleus?

Overall, there is just nothing in the animal world that will ever be better than this house. Not the calf’s calf, not the parakeet’s pair of feets, not even the otter’s existential-sense-of-peace-and-oneness-with-the-universe.

Call Jay at 479-601-5453 to set up a showing.

Front exterior


Back exterior

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