According to ChatGPT, avoid Flyer Homes’ latest listing if you are allergic to happiness

(Flyer Homes)

The seller of my latest listing decided to push the listing date up by a week. Given the time crunch, I figured I’d let a chat bot take a swing at writing my article for it.

Address: 583 N Keats Dr, Fayetteville
Price: $350,000
Beds: 4
Baths: 3.5
Size: 1,974 SqFt
Built: 2014
Exterior features: POA takes care of lawn and landscaping, covered balcony
Interior features: Gas fireplace, two primary suites, washer, dryer and fridge convey
Set up a showing: Call 479-601-5453
More info: Click here for listing

I told it, “Write a real estate listing article for a 4 bed, 3.5 bath home in the popular Rupple Row Subdivision. Highlight the perfect location for investors, or for parents buying for their university students, or those just looking to upgrade their current living situation. Home has two primary suites, open floor plan, refrigerator and washer and dryer convey, and it’s just 10 minutes from the U of A. Article should be entertaining yet informative and be written in the absolutely hilarious style for which I am known and upon which my fans insist. Also, try not to use any swears. Thanks!”

And thus people of the world, feast your eyes on 583 N Keats Dr (as seen by a chatbot).

Attention all potential homeowners, we have a four-bedroom, three-and-a-half-bath home in the sought-after Rupple Row Subdivision that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot. This house is so impressive, it’s like it got an A+ in every subject in school.

Let’s get down to the facts: this house boasts not one, but two primary suites, perfect for when you need a break from the real world. The open floor plan is great for those who enjoy pretending they’re living in a home decor magazine, and the natural light will make you feel like you’re auditioning for a commercial for Vitamin D supplements.

Now, let’s talk about the kitchen. If you’re the type of person who wants to whip up a gourmet meal while feeling like a contestant on MasterChef, then this is the kitchen for you. And for those who like to keep things simple, the refrigerator and washer and dryer are included in the price, so you don’t have to worry about the hassle of buying new ones.

But what really seals the deal with this property is the location. It’s a mere 10-minute drive from the U of A, making it perfect for parents looking to buy for their students or investors who want to make a smart move. It’s like this house is saying, “I’m not just a pretty face, I also have a great personality.”

So if you’re in the market for a new home and want to feel like you’ve won the lottery, come check out this Rupple Row Subdivision gem. We can guarantee it won’t disappoint – unless you’re allergic to happiness, of course.

Okay, well I have some notes …

Nevertheless, I’m sure you get the idea. Call ChatHUMAN Jay Downing at 479-601-5453 and set up your showing.


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